I Rub My Duckie Vibrator Review

The I Rub My Duckie vibrator is cute, sassy and perfect for solos or couples who want a discreet sex toy that they don’t have to worry about leaving out. Who really wants to accidentally forget to put up the giant double dong and get discovered the next time they host a get together? The I Rub My Duckie vibrator sits innocently on the bathtub ledge or shelf until you flip him over and activate his real purpose – a fun and super naughty massager that will get you hot and bothered!

The Good

I Rub My Duckie gets big points for creativity and discretion here. It looks and feels almost exactly like a toy rubber duck! The controls are well hidden and although the toy is significantly heavier than a real toy duck (and doesn’t squeeze like one), you really can’t tell it’s a sex toy until you’ve either been told or have spent several minutes looking it over. If you set this on the ledge of your bathtub, it’s likely that no one entering your bathroom will think it’s a sex toy unless you’ve confided in them what the yellow, innocent looking duck really does. It also doubles as an actual massager and doesn’t feel too bad in that department – you might be able to work out a few kinks in your muscles with this cute little guy.

The Bad

If you have kids, they’re definitely going to think the I Rub My Duckie vibrator is for them, not you. And good luck trying to tell them convince them otherwise – because they won’t believe you for a hot second. In their eyes, it looks like a kids toy, therefore it must be a kids toy. And can you really blame them? Would you believe it wasn’t a kids toy if you hadn’t seen the box? Exactly. So unfortunately, unless you want your kids asking why the rubber duckie shakes instead of squirts water, you’re going to have to keep it put up anyways, so the whole discretion thing ends up being for naught.

If you don’t have kids, then you can certainly leave it out and leave your adult friends wondering why you have a kids’ rubber duck in your bathroom. The only other real caveat here is that there aren’t any vibration patterns or even intensities – it simply turns on and it turns off. However, the I Rub My Duckie really is more of a novelty than anything else, so don’t expect to get top of the line functionality and customizable vibration patterns or anything like that.

The Bottom Line

The I Rub My Duckie is certainly cute and creative, and very discreet in most situations. It has fairly strong vibrations and even though it doesn’t have any special vibration patterns or anything like that, it’s still plenty strong enough to get the job done. It also feels pretty good as a regular massager, so you might get double duty out of it. You’ll have a lot of fun playing with this either alone or with your partner in the bathtub or shower, and it also makes an excellent gift. It’s absolutely priceless to see the look on someone’s face when they open the box and then do a double take! Overall, this is a fun addition to your toy box but definitely not the only thing you want to have on hand when you’re looking for total satisfaction.

The Full I Rub My Duckie Vibrator Review

Sex toys come in all shapes, sizes and colors and there are some very interesting ones out there on the market. Typically, you see more and more realistic looking vibrators, or at least ones that you can absolutely tell they’re a sex toy as soon as you look at it. However, really discreet sex toys aren’t all that common, and it can be difficult to find something that both teases and pleases as well as stays incognito.

Enter the I Rub My Duckie vibrator. Cute as can be, this vibrator has the alter ego of an innocent looking rubber duck – and boy does this thing really look like a child’s toy! If you have kids, that may not be a plus because you’ll spend so much time trying to convince them it’s not theirs that you might as well just put it up anyways and not deal with it. However, you’ll have a lot of fun leaving this little guy out and letting your friends think it’s just another rubber ducky toy while you secretly know what it’s for!

Of course this toy is waterproof, so it’s perfect for ladies and couples who love to play in the tub. Unfortunately, he still takes batteries and isn’t rechargeable, so you’ll want to invest in an economy pack of AA batteries, although two are included to get you started. The beak is where the vibrations are the strongest, so you’ll want to use him for your clitoris and other hot spots, although the vibrations can still be felt throughout the body and in the tail. The I Rub My Duckie vibrator is fairly quiet, so you’ll  be able to enjoy it with privacy.

The material seems to be a traditional semi-firm rubber, so it’s not really soft and squishy. It feels much like a typical toy rubber duck would, so extra points for realism there. It’s latex free, so if you have any latex allergies, you’re safe with this toy. It’s also phthalate free, so you don’t have to worry about whether or not it’s body safe.

Overall, this is a fun sex toy to have and a really fun gift to give! Don’t use it as your only vibrator, but it can be a really cute addition to your collection. It makes a wonderful toy for beginners who aren’t experienced or are shy!

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