The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines


It blows my mind that pick up lines still exist!

I can’t imagine that they work unless the chick was either A) Super drunk, B) Super drunk or C). Super drunk. Assumptions aside, they must be working for some guys because I still hear them from time to time, here is a list of the worst pick up lines that we’ve heard:

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines (She Said)

1) “Do you like meat” Girl answers yes. “Wanna bone?”

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OK, what? I can’t even write a rebuttal, this is disgusting! Ok sort of funny too.

2) Can I wear your thighs like earrings?

Although its nice finding a guy super excited about oral sex, this line is just a gross visual. And can not be safe for your thighs.

3) “I hear your ankles are having a party! You want to invite your pants down”?

Super funny, super lame. Although if a cute guy delivered this line to me in a comedic fashion, it might work at least for a chat. But my pants will not be going down to my ankles.

4). “Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven”.

This has to be one of the most cliche and over used lines, it never works. Where do you go from there? You can’t have a serious conversation with a guy who thinks you are an angel from heaven.

5). “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight”.

OK, this gets one point for being creative but honestly, when I heard this one all the guy got was a spit take of my beer all over his shirt it made me laugh so hard.

6) “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night”.

This line is so over used! I am pretty sure it was started in WWI times! Yes it’s cheesy but it is so unoriginal. Pathetic. Besides, women don’t run they Pilate.

7) “That shirt is very becoming on you. then again, if I was all over you I would be coming too”.

Yes there is nothing a woman wants more than to be covered in a guy’s sperm! NOT!! This line actually works only when a girl uses it on a guy! That’s gold then!

8) “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again”.

This is so terrible because it is so ‘douchie’!! Who says that? Gross. Men should never ever be so cocky when approaching a woman.

But, fear not men! There are good pick up lines out there. And these lines work on women sober or drunk.

The best line is, drum roll…… “Hi, my name is…………., Whats yours?”

BOOM!!! You don’t need lines to meet women! Seriously, women are pretty smart and if they are interested in you all they need is to know your name. NO line is going to magically make her fall for you.

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines (He Said)

Here’s the only thing to know: the “worst pick up line” is the one that doesn’t work.

I have seen the dumbest pick up lines imaginable work like gang busters. I had a Hispanic fraternity brother whose sole pick up line was “Do you have any Mexican in you?” They’d say “no.” He’d say “do you want some?” And then he’d take her back to have sex. It didn’t hurt that he was an amateur boxing champion with a chiseled body and gigantic genitalia. Actually that’s why it worked. Any one of those shirtless vampires or Magic Mike actors can say incredibly stupid shit to your woman and they will probably go home with him. That’s just how it is.

That being said, if you don’t have a huge dick and you’re not rich and you’re not in really good shape or good-looking, you’ll probably find that most pickup lines don’t work as well for you, and you will probably find yourself having used at least one of the worst pick up lines ever.

My favorite contender for worst pick up line ever, comes from the greatest movie of all time “The Ladies Man” starring Tim Meadows.

If you can’t quote that movie verbatim, there is a 98% chance you are a terrorist.

9) He walked up to a woman and said “Hey, baby! Are you a bad load of laundry? Cause you just made my pants too sizes too small.”

10) Another one of the Ladies Man’s pick up lines and a legit contender for worst pick up line ever is: “Hey baby! Can I buy you a fish sandwich?” –Best movie ever.

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